The return of the Hero!

The impending danger was sensed and so the 3 little warriors came out running, eagerly looking around. They knew the aliens can attack anytime! They fervently hoped their knight in the shining armour will be out soon to save them. The flash caught their attention and they turned to see the knight flying in with his weapon in hand. The mighty sword was all the little warriors had their eyes on and the big grin on the hero's face!

The three little warriors flocked around their hero, cheering him to kill the enemies. Each stoke from the hero had them in splits. Their merry at the enemy being killed so fast was boundless. Our hero is no less, he jumped and kneeled to find the right spot, to catch the enemies unaware. After all, there is no thing called fair in war or love!

This is war for sure, love will follow nevertheless. The head count rose up steady with the little one counting 35, 36, 38! Oh the little one is still picking up on Maths, alright! With each one down, the hero looked more majestic. He showed around the shining sword with pride! Fut Fut Fut went the sound, with each killing fell one enemy down!

Confiscating the entire place, the knight returned to his palace, carrying his formidable sword to bask in the glory and laurels waiting for him. He looked at his lovely little kingdom, all save and sound. They now can sleep peacefully.

The brand new bat does a great job of killing all the mosquitoes, grinned the Knight a.k.a my hubby dear!

Long live Bachelors

Every man should get married some time; after
all,happiness is not the only thing in life !!

--Anonymous

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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that
some men should
be happier than others.

--Oscar Wilde


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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

--Scottish Proverb


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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for
two years.

--Sam Kinison

( i loved this one )
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Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
they marry later; for
another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken


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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows
why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
wonders why.

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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of
one thing: either the car is new or the wife.


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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding
her way back to home always.

--Anonymous

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
anniversary?" She said,"Somewhere I h! ave never
been!" I told her,
"How about the kitchen?"

--Anonymous

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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.

--Anonymous

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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then
the mud fell off.

--Anonymous

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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too
late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."

--Anonymous

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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses
to get to married.
He says "the wedding rings look like minature
handcuffs....."

--Anonymous
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your
wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in
first?
The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u
let him in!

--Anonymous

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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly
parted mother and started back toward his car when his
attention was
diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man
seemed to be
praying with profound intensity and kept repeating,
'Why did u have to
die? Why did you have to die?" The first man
approached him and said, "Sir,
I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but
this
demonstration of pain in is
more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn
so? Deeply? A
child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect
himself, then
replied "My wife's first husband."

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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband
leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a coin .
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned
over too much, fell
into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned
for a while but then
smiled " It really works ! "

a mOmEnt in tHe dAy

An Indian guy named "Anantharaman Subbaraman" arrived at the New York airport and ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hours for the authorities to call his name.

He got fed up and went to them and asked why they haven't called his name yet.

They said that they have been calling him for the last 2 hours as

"Anotherman Superman"

my giggles...

What is the past tense of "The cow is in the field"

Ans: The cow was not in the field.


!!!

errrr...what is the future tense?

Ans: The Cow will not be in the field...

he he